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A monarchy divided into four territories, Prachnia, Okkagog, Minetruse and Novaux. The king's castle is located in Minetruse. A magistrate governing each territory imparts the king's decrees to noble lords who oversee the banks of towns and who typically own land, castles, factories, livestock, and indentured servants. Laws are enforced by knights, court bodies and tax collectors.
The Dorgish people glorify the first Dorgish king, a demigod given the title "King Crebus," who is said to have received divinity during a solo pioneering journey through Minetruse's arctic forests. He survived the elements with the help of demon-possessed, talking forest animals who taught him the duality of aggression and suppression that separates man from the beast but sets order for both nature and human civilization. Churches have been erected to honor King Crebus' divine spirit that is presumably passed down from king to king, even though no distinguished royal bloodline exists t
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Complacency Stamp by ToastersForever Complacency Stamp :icontoastersforever:ToastersForever 7 29 Villainous Christian Dinner by flugthechristian Villainous Christian Dinner :iconflugthechristian:flugthechristian 8 50 The Gregory Christian Show by ChristianLPT The Gregory Christian Show :iconchristianlpt:ChristianLPT 11 84 Changing the Face of Coding by SmuttyTheClown Changing the Face of Coding :iconsmuttytheclown:SmuttyTheClown 4 11 Edgehog the Hedgelord by theKnightofWind Edgehog the Hedgelord :icontheknightofwind:theKnightofWind 11 10 Camaro Blues by Half-dude Camaro Blues :iconhalf-dude:Half-dude 46 53 Sesame Street meets Fritz the Cat by Romethehybrid Sesame Street meets Fritz the Cat :iconromethehybrid:Romethehybrid 9 10 -GOD - Ugly Heart by ItsaboutChrist -GOD - Ugly Heart :iconitsaboutchrist:ItsaboutChrist 45 29 Do Not Be Afraid by Rogue-Ranger Do Not Be Afraid :iconrogue-ranger:Rogue-Ranger 31 8 Cadillacs And Dinosaurs by FabianMonk Cadillacs And Dinosaurs :iconfabianmonk:FabianMonk 1,818 227 Lika's Lesson Comic by D-Thessy Lika's Lesson Comic :icond-thessy:D-Thessy 198 121 Amnesia Grunt by SessaV Amnesia Grunt :iconsessav:SessaV 172 72 Fullmetal at Arches by KnightA3 Fullmetal at Arches :iconknighta3:KnightA3 45 10 School Doodles 2013-2014 by BobcatAngel School Doodles 2013-2014 :iconbobcatangel:BobcatAngel 25 11 it's a conspirrracccyyyy by coffeebandit it's a conspirrracccyyyy :iconcoffeebandit:coffeebandit 34 16 Wander Over Your Bedtime by Smashedatoms Wander Over Your Bedtime :iconsmashedatoms:Smashedatoms 52 7


Batman: The Animated Series

Heart of Ice

They should have used more of the mysterious noir comic style of the show’s opening for the actual show.

Lightning strike! Luciferian Batman!…

“Surrounded by winter…” We’re getting poetic in here! The writers are trying to be Shakespeare (a.k.a. Francis Bacon).

…And we’re getting the cold puns already. Campiness and seriousness don’t usually mix too well.

“Gothcorp” A fitting corporate name in Gotham City.

Three seconds into his PA debut and Ferris Boyle already sounds like your typical heartless CEO douchebag villain. Too much slathering on the niceness; please learn how to be a better actor.

“Taking up video games, sir?” Alfred, already bringing on the snark.

Um, why would Gothcorp personnel be keeping parts that can be combined into a phallic cold ray? Maybe THEY’RE the actual bad guys, hmm Batman?

Okay so Gothcorp has “The People Company” slapped right below its logo; its deceptive ways are too obvious to be ignored.

I’m bothered by the fact that some characters have beady eyes and some don’t. This isn’t supposed to be Winnie the Pooh.

How does freezing a thing make it smashable?

Mr. Freeze’s suit has a giant bellybutton. Whatever intimidating presence he was meant to exude has quickly dissipated.

No Batman! Don’t participate in the cold puns! You’re too serious for that in this show!

Apparently whenever you say a biting line, blasting a freeze ray at someone right after the punctuation multiplies the epicness of said line.

Mr. Freeze, freezing one of your men at the legs while Batman is swooping OVER him does not a good shot make.

“Leave him.” Oh, so cold. (Get it?!)

Batman, playing the better man by saving a thug – who knew? And conveniently having a chemical dethawing tank in his lab – again, who knew?

It’s nice to see a more human, snot-dribbling side to the Bat. Good job directly telling us what’s happening next in the plot, Brucey.

You’re not even going to offer Bruce Wayne a tissue, Mr. Boyle? So much for being a people person. His eyes look as icy cold as the episode’s baddy. Wow he just said “wage slaves”? There’s no mistaking he’s the baddy behind the baddy.

“Humanitarian” is just another word for “the elite bamboozling the masses.” Bruce, you’re not supposed to be “ill” at rich philanthropists, after all you are one of them.

Mr. Freeze, your wife’s in cold stasis – she wouldn’t be able to hear pretty words anyway. (Sorry, I know, I’m just messing around.)

“Chicken soup, the only way to fight a cold.” Alfred you could be either a good copywriter or a good mom.

One can never be a proper master of disguise unless he dyes all his hair blond, even his eyebrows. (Lying to a security guard does not paint our hero in a very righteous light, btw.)

“Fries” A tasty-looking last name, to be frank. If only it were pronounced the same as the food.

A convenient video tape! Wait, Mr. French Fries is trying to discover human immortality? That’s a big leap from just wanting to save his wife. Anyway good luck with that, Victor.

Masonic checkerboard floor tiles means the Illuminati is interested in Victor’s immortality research.

What the heck is Gothcorp doing with cryogenic-friendly equipment? What products do they manufacture? Hello?

Boyle: “We can talk.” Then kicks the poor guy into cryogenic chemicals. Wicked evil, man.

Victor’s chilled trembling voice makes me giggle for the reason it’s supposed to be sad but comes out goofy.

Batman, don’t take God’s name in vain.

More poetry punctuated by epic freeze laser blasting.

Oh no, Batman hanging fittingly upside down in a cave?! Where is that cave supposed to be, anyway? Is there a Fantastic Caverns in Gotham?

Killing other people besides your enemy does kind of sound like an unnecessary evil.

Mr. Freeze, beatnik poet extraordinaire. I’m sorry but you’re making me laugh again.

“Keys?” And Eskimo-dressed baddies. For an episode this dark, it sure has a lot of corny humor.

Something tells me Mr. Freeze isn’t really out for revenge; he’s just butthurt that no one invited him to the party. Ice-olated.

“I beg you!” Surely Boyle could have said a sleazier line than that. Mr. Freeze please stop showing off with all the beatnik poetry. And stop with the exposition if I’m going to take you more seriously than a standard cheesy comic book villain.

Thwarted by chicken soup? Now I know I can’t take this seriously anymore.

“Goodnight, humanitarian.” Batman haven’t you ever heard of forgive and forget?

No more poetry for you Victor – it does NOT make you sound manly! How would your wife react if she heard you talking with that mouth?

Well, that was a straightforward episode. Pretty good if not for the comic book-level corn.


Wait, it got an Emmy?


(Digger of Tornadoes)
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shibakon Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
Please, dont go around on people's pages and shove your religion on their faces.
Everyone has their own views and opinions.
Readeroffate Featured By Owner Edited Feb 8, 2018
May the God Anansi bless you on this fine day ^^
You were right, I should be more religious. Now that I am a servant of the God Anansi, I wish to spread his stories all over the world. I no longer have any fears. Thank you~
Vuxovich Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2018
Hi, TornadoWeirdo!

"Xiaolin Chronicles" had good ratings and Christy Hui said that the show will not return for its second season. Why?
Readeroffate Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2018
Hey, sorry about this ,but I happen to be a fan of the show as well. In a recent interview the creator said that the show was canceled because they have a new project in the works for the Xiaolin series. Also the Chronicles was different from the previous shows format and most likely Warner bros may have been involved since they do own rights to the previous "Xiaolin Showdown". Sorry, that last one was just speculation, but the other two pages are from fairly good sources.

I hope this helped out~
Vuxovich Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2018
Of course! I hope that their new project goes ahead.
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